The older I get the more I am realizing that I am a cranky old man who wants those young punk whippersnapper Millennials to get off my lawn. Now if you take the term Millennial as offensive, let me point out that you shouldn’t. We’re all intelligent human beings and know that in the world there is an almost infinite number of variations among all of us in terms of personality, genetic profile, background, etc… and to lump everyone together into one group would be insanity.
So when I reference young punks, know that it is not towards our fantastic hard working student body, it’s towards the actual young inconsiderate punks… who I loving call Millenials. The true beauty of this is the complete hipocracy on my part as, .. I was once a young, rude, inconsiderate, punk and I am generation X. However, with age comes wisdom and by being on this planet 20 years longer than our current Millenials bestows upon me the right to sit on my high soap box and yell down at them with disdain and derision! (This is of course, all in fun though!)
Cell Phones
Biking Around Campus
Use your *&#$-ing signals when driving
What’s with all the Octothorps? “Octothorpe”- Confused
Why is the internet no longer helpful?